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Tired, horny and hungry.

Tired, horny and hungry.

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Tired, horny and hungry.
$45.00

The Story

Running on low sleep and bad decisions? Same.

This embroidered tee says what everyone’s thinking — soft, comfy, and built for the chaos.

 

✔️ Thick, luxury embroidery

nothing peels or fades

✔️ 100% soft, ring-spun cotton (no cheap stuff)

✔️ Breathable, comfy & made for all-day wear

✔️ Unisex fit — flattering AF

✔️ Designed in London, worn by babes everywhere

✔️ Easy returns — no drama, just vibes

Will It Fit My Hot Bod?

Yeah, but let’s make sure.

Size UK Size (approx.) Length Width
Small 6–8 28" (71 cm) 18" (46 cm)
Medium 10–12 29" (74 cm) 20" (51 cm)
Large 14–16 30" (76 cm) 22" (56 cm)
X-Large 18–20 31" (79 cm) 24" (61 cm)
2X-Large 22–24 32" (81 cm) 26" (66 cm)
  • Length
    Measured from the top of the collar to the bottom hem of the shirt.
  • Width
    Measured one inch below each arm hole across the chest.
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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Tired, horny and hungry. - Image 3

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Tired, horny and hungry. - Image 4

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Tired, horny and hungry. - Image 5

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Tired, horny and hungry. - Image 6

Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Description

Running on low sleep and bad decisions? Same.

This embroidered tee says what everyone’s thinking — soft, comfy, and built for the chaos.

 

✔️ Thick, luxury embroidery

nothing peels or fades

✔️ 100% soft, ring-spun cotton (no cheap stuff)

✔️ Breathable, comfy & made for all-day wear

✔️ Unisex fit — flattering AF

✔️ Designed in London, worn by babes everywhere

✔️ Easy returns — no drama, just vibes

Will It Fit My Hot Bod?

Yeah, but let’s make sure.

Size UK Size (approx.) Length Width
Small 6–8 28" (71 cm) 18" (46 cm)
Medium 10–12 29" (74 cm) 20" (51 cm)
Large 14–16 30" (76 cm) 22" (56 cm)
X-Large 18–20 31" (79 cm) 24" (61 cm)
2X-Large 22–24 32" (81 cm) 26" (66 cm)
  • Length
    Measured from the top of the collar to the bottom hem of the shirt.
  • Width
    Measured one inch below each arm hole across the chest.